3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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