I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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