return my video game
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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