Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
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So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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