well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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