it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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