just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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