I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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