i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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