i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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