Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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