ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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