Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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