there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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