If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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