she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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