fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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