hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
we're making bets on your personal life
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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