so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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