White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
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