Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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