Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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