bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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