Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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