Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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