The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
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All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
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Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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