: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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