Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
How does one acquire holy water?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
