So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
