Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
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The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
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I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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