Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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