i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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