There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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