But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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