Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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