My brain says no but my pants say off.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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