upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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