none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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