did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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