i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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