Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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