she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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