The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
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I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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