I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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