My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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