sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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