Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
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In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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