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So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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