I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
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Boobs speak an international language.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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