were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
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You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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