I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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Houston, we have a squirter
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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