am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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