I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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