omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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