Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Your penis caused this!
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