Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
