whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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