Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
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Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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